cockblocking?
cockblocking?
how do you guys deal with it if you ever come across it?
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Re: cockblocking?
throw a brick at the blocker... but don't do it in front of the girl.. if the cockblocker dies and it's the girls friend. she'll need you to comfort her and that will ultimately lead to a passionate screw!fatlip wrote:how do you guys deal with it if you ever come across it?
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this one time I was on a date with this smokin chick-we were seeing will smith's Hitch. at one of the romantic parts, we turned to each other and a split second before we would have kissed, my cell phone starts vibrating in my pocket, the most ridiculously perfect timing. We both were startled, and did not resume the kiss until later. Since then its always funny when I call my friend a cock blocker for calling me right then.
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Dear Abby,
here's the situations:
1) my good friend since high school started a serious relationship senior year.. so he's been "out of the game" for about 4 years. he's now just trying to enter again so i'm giving him space. he threw a party about two weeks ago and i met this girl there named heather.. shes a cutie. apparently shes into me too. i told him i thought she was cute and hes like "dude, i ask you as a friend PLEASE dont go after her. i like her" -- meanwhile she has absolutely no interest in him. in fact, he trys to hard and gets a little creepy. she kept asking him for my SN and shit blah blah blah. so i figure i'll give him his space and let him work his magic while i focus on this next one...
2) my friend andre. he just graduated high school this past year and hes litterally a small clone of me. not physically although he is tall and lanky. but he tries to act EXACTLY like me. he fully admits it too. i really dont have a huge problem with it. but he's also like i was at that age and goes after a bunch of girls at the same time. now, you see, when i did that.. i got most of them, and if i didnt get certain ones i wouldnt hold them "on reserve."
so the other night we went skinny dipping at the public pool at like 3am with this girl who i kinda have a crush on (which happened to exponentially increase after seeing her naked). FINEST. BODY. EVER. EVER. EVER. holy shit i almost died.. but thats another story. so yeah.. this chick is kinda into me (which is awesome) and not into my friend andre at all.. but he "wants to try first" so hes totally delaying my process of ... winning? i have a feeling hes going to give me the go-ahead soon, but then i know shits gunna be weird because hes going to be secretly mad at me. he's already jealous i hooked up with that chick natalie for years (burning angel: January)
here's the situations:
1) my good friend since high school started a serious relationship senior year.. so he's been "out of the game" for about 4 years. he's now just trying to enter again so i'm giving him space. he threw a party about two weeks ago and i met this girl there named heather.. shes a cutie. apparently shes into me too. i told him i thought she was cute and hes like "dude, i ask you as a friend PLEASE dont go after her. i like her" -- meanwhile she has absolutely no interest in him. in fact, he trys to hard and gets a little creepy. she kept asking him for my SN and shit blah blah blah. so i figure i'll give him his space and let him work his magic while i focus on this next one...
2) my friend andre. he just graduated high school this past year and hes litterally a small clone of me. not physically although he is tall and lanky. but he tries to act EXACTLY like me. he fully admits it too. i really dont have a huge problem with it. but he's also like i was at that age and goes after a bunch of girls at the same time. now, you see, when i did that.. i got most of them, and if i didnt get certain ones i wouldnt hold them "on reserve."
so the other night we went skinny dipping at the public pool at like 3am with this girl who i kinda have a crush on (which happened to exponentially increase after seeing her naked). FINEST. BODY. EVER. EVER. EVER. holy shit i almost died.. but thats another story. so yeah.. this chick is kinda into me (which is awesome) and not into my friend andre at all.. but he "wants to try first" so hes totally delaying my process of ... winning? i have a feeling hes going to give me the go-ahead soon, but then i know shits gunna be weird because hes going to be secretly mad at me. he's already jealous i hooked up with that chick natalie for years (burning angel: January)
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So your sayin youll hit on the chick while another guy is attempting the same thing!?mystoneybaby wrote:mystoneybaby wrote: amanda collard. what a piece of work..
the girl in keith's story.
mystoneybaby wrote:what do you do to girls who are cock blockers? I'm a grade A, five star, bonified cock blocker.
what's hard to understand? ... what do you do if the chick is the cockblocker? how do you react?
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You pussyblock?mystoneybaby wrote:that, or i'll make the chick think that i'm with the guy and that i'll poke her eyes out if she even looks at him with a lusty thought i do that when i'm mad at the guy or i think the chick is a fucking bitch.
Is that even a declared term?
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