Another 311 Scenerio

Vibe Merchant · Post by **Vibe Merchant** » Tue May 31, 2005 11:44 pm

Alright, new one. 311 stops smoking pot and doesn't drink. Then becomes a Christian band an hour before going on stage for 3/11 day 06.

CatCity · Post by **CatCity** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:38 pm

or what if nick was getting angry with sa and said "quit stealing my spotlight bitch" and hit sa upside the head with a bottle of JD

miT_311 · Post by **miT_311** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:41 pm

Samsupnthismothafuka wrote:or what if nick was getting angry with sa and said "quit stealing my spotlight bitch" and hit sa upside the head with a bottle of JD

i acctualy would preffer the thing about the toll to the thing about jack daniels

CatCity · Post by **CatCity** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:41 pm

i say not untill you pay the toll which is a bottle of JD

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:48 pm

SA isn't fat!

CatCity · Post by **CatCity** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:57 pm

who said he was

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:16 am

Rich · Post by **Rich** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:13 pm

lol..

CULTI-VADER · Post by **CULTI-VADER** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:29 pm

lol..classic picture

poolio · Post by **poolio** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:09 am

ok, say 311 has a free show on fire island. the opener is Ashley Simpson. They all show up on stage waring leather bondage clothes and only play Ashley Simpson cover songs. would you still like them?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:14 am

I'd get a boner?

greenmonkey911 · Post by **greenmonkey911** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:28 am

have a lypsyncing contest beforehand with milly vanilly and ashlee battling it out

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:09 pm

Hahaha...Dasani water...SA giggling

hahahahahahaa

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:13 pm

whats the juggle my balls thing all about?

CULTI-VADER · Post by **CULTI-VADER** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:24 pm

and instead of all of them playing the drums on "applied science" they all hold hands and chant "koombya my lord"

CatCity · Post by **CatCity** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:34 pm

whats the juggle my balls thing all about?

its is the first scenerio on this thread

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:42 pm

ahhh gotcha gotcha, your a crazy bastard sam

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:03 am

its time for a new scenario

Scopesx311 · Post by **Scopesx311** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:54 am

Shiny wrote:its time for a new scenario

indeed

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:21 pm

Here's the latest 311 Scenario from Sam that's leaked out

After a drunken night at the frolic room nick decides to make some chnages to the band..he came to a conclusion that SA was to fat.. he hired Shaq to take his place. and changed the upcomming album name too "Dont Tread On Shaq" the fans were not told and were in for a big suprise on the first concert of the year. as the begins the crowd hears a "ARE YOU FUCKING PYSCOS READY?" said in a deep rough voice...out walks shaq in overalls with his boyz. then out walks nick with a shirt that says "i choked betty crocker" nick says "what up fuckers? we got a new spooky boy in the band shaq" "well wheres SA" asks a fan. "man that fatty is gone" says nick...the crowd begins to panic over the change jordans ugly ass toes begin to curl...emily freaks out and begins to ask who r the rasplers???who r the rasplers???

nick says "shaq lay down a freestyle" "slam dunkin a ball pushin chumps out of bounds. running up the seats and attcking the crowd. taste the bitter sweat of my pits..raisng higher a slam dunk cuz im as tall as the ceiling" everyone looks at him like it was the worst rap ever..they look at him as if the song hydropnic just died. nick loves it as he says"lets bring out the rest of my boys" out come tims as he holds a eletric banjo that nick made him play. pnut comes out holding a fender and a pick..a powertripin fan named jordan sees the pick and says "YU GI O!!!!!" and shoots himself on the spot. chad comes out with a new kickdrum that shows shaq posing naked. as they begin to play the harlem globetrotters fly out of no-where and begin to play basketball on stage. the band dosent kno what to do becuz shaq is yelling "PHYSCO! PYSCHO!" and nick is whistling the harlem globetrotter beat. and the rest of th guys are playing freak out.

when nick hears there playing freak out he takes a harmonica and throws it right through dy3stripes lens and says "didnt i tell u not to film or record our shit!" and then freaks out yelling "you little fuckers cant do nothen right...first you mess up the ABC song and now this!" the band dosent know what is going on as nick rants. "you little fuckers have lost your memberships at the frolic room and our kicked outta the band!" "well whos gona take our spot... george w bush? says pnut. "THESE GUYS" says nick as he points at the trotters...as the band walks off stage in disapointment they look back as theys ee the harlem globe trotters play that whistling song in a rock n roll type way....would you still like 311 after this??