cockblocking?

fatlip · Post by **fatlip** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:26 am

how do you guys deal with it if you ever come across it?

GOAT · Post by **GOAT** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:28 am

fatlip wrote:how do you guys deal with it if you ever come across it?

throw a brick at the blocker... but don't do it in front of the girl.. if the cockblocker dies and it's the girls friend. she'll need you to comfort her and that will ultimately lead to a passionate screw!

fatlip · Post by **fatlip** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:20 am

what if the cock blockers are your friends?

GOAT · Post by **GOAT** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:24 am

hmmm... you got me on that one.

311junkee · Post by **311junkee** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:05 am

fatlip wrote:what if the cock blockers are your friends?

then they must not be your real friends

TaiyedBorders · Post by **TaiyedBorders** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 12:32 pm

They are NOT your true firnds if they are cockblocking.

mary · Post by **mary** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 12:45 pm

nixhex · Post by **nixhex** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:13 pm

this one time I was on a date with this smokin chick-we were seeing will smith's Hitch. at one of the romantic parts, we turned to each other and a split second before we would have kissed, my cell phone starts vibrating in my pocket, the most ridiculously perfect timing. We both were startled, and did not resume the kiss until later. Since then its always funny when I call my friend a cock blocker for calling me right then.

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:26 pm

amanda collard. what a piece of work.

what do you do to girls who are cock blockers? I'm a grade A, five star, bonified cock blocker.

Nate · Post by **Nate** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:29 pm

this is a dirty word

Drums · Post by **Drums** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:03 pm

mystoneybaby wrote: amanda collard. what a piece of work.

what do you do to girls who are cock blockers? I'm a grade A, five star, bonified cock blocker.

What?

fatlip · Post by **fatlip** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:11 pm

lol even drums didnt understand you.. and he cant even type properly

fatlip · Post by **fatlip** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:17 pm

Dear Abby,

here's the situations:

1) my good friend since high school started a serious relationship senior year.. so he's been "out of the game" for about 4 years. he's now just trying to enter again so i'm giving him space. he threw a party about two weeks ago and i met this girl there named heather.. shes a cutie. apparently shes into me too. i told him i thought she was cute and hes like "dude, i ask you as a friend PLEASE dont go after her. i like her" -- meanwhile she has absolutely no interest in him. in fact, he trys to hard and gets a little creepy. she kept asking him for my SN and shit blah blah blah. so i figure i'll give him his space and let him work his magic while i focus on this next one...

2) my friend andre. he just graduated high school this past year and hes litterally a small clone of me. not physically although he is tall and lanky. but he tries to act EXACTLY like me. he fully admits it too. i really dont have a huge problem with it. but he's also like i was at that age and goes after a bunch of girls at the same time. now, you see, when i did that.. i got most of them, and if i didnt get certain ones i wouldnt hold them "on reserve."
so the other night we went skinny dipping at the public pool at like 3am with this girl who i kinda have a crush on (which happened to exponentially increase after seeing her naked). FINEST. BODY. EVER. EVER. EVER. holy shit i almost died.. but thats another story. so yeah.. this chick is kinda into me (which is awesome) and not into my friend andre at all.. but he "wants to try first" so hes totally delaying my process of ... winning? i have a feeling hes going to give me the go-ahead soon, but then i know shits gunna be weird because hes going to be secretly mad at me. he's already jealous i hooked up with that chick natalie for years (burning angel: January)

TaiyedBorders · Post by **TaiyedBorders** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:15 pm

Question #1 - thats the right thing to do
Question #2 - go ahead and step up the the plate and ask the girl out, anything like that, then your friend will get the hint. Its never failed me.

Drums · Post by **Drums** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:00 pm

I may ahve read it wrong. But It sounds to me like you letting your friend do it, its not really him cockblocking.

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:02 pm

mystoneybaby wrote: amanda collard. what a piece of work..

the girl in keith's story.

mystoneybaby wrote:what do you do to girls who are cock blockers? I'm a grade A, five star, bonified cock blocker.

what's hard to understand? ... what do you do if the chick is the cockblocker? how do you react?

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:10 pm

Drums · Post by **Drums** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:50 am

mystoneybaby wrote:
mystoneybaby wrote: amanda collard. what a piece of work..

the girl in keith's story.

mystoneybaby wrote:what do you do to girls who are cock blockers? I'm a grade A, five star, bonified cock blocker.

what's hard to understand? ... what do you do if the chick is the cockblocker? how do you react?

So your sayin youll hit on the chick while another guy is attempting the same thing!?

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:54 am

that, or i'll make the chick think that i'm with the guy and that i'll poke her eyes out if she even looks at him with a lusty thought

i do that when i'm mad at the guy or i think the chick is a fucking bitch.

Drums · Post by **Drums** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:55 am

mystoneybaby wrote:that, or i'll make the chick think that i'm with the guy and that i'll poke her eyes out if she even looks at him with a lusty thought i do that when i'm mad at the guy or i think the chick is a fucking bitch.

You pussyblock?

Is that even a declared term?

Taiyed Brodels

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