I want to get married

$ayzak · Post by **$ayzak** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:58 pm

To some chick who has similar interests. If you're into 311, or you think Ron Paul should be president, I will marry you tomorrow. I don't care if you are 350+ and missing limbs. Let's do this.

By the way I'm kidding about the marriage part.

EDIT: I forgot to add this part...

Does anyone here know how to make a dating service web sight? Wouldn't it be cool to create an "E-harmony" style web page, dedicated to 311 fans?

I know there used to be something like that... didn't take off though, because it was really generic...

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:07 pm

$ayzak wrote: Does anyone here know how to make a dating service web sight? Wouldn't it be cool to create an "E-harmony" style web page, dedicated to 311 fans?

That would be so creepy

While it's important to be compatible, I don't think you should fall in love with someone just because they like the same band as you. I mean, you two can have the novel experience of being able to say "Hell yeah, Hydroponic is dope as hell!" while making out... but then it probably gets really old and there's nothing else to say.

I'm really weary about dating services like that in general. It only SEEMS like a match because you find someone who superficially has the same interests as you, but there's much more to it than that.

dj3stripes · Post by **dj3stripes** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:24 pm

i hear katie miller is available, have at it........ i dare you.

Element · Post by **Element** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:25 pm

i love k8emiller, don't be a cunt shane

i'd marry her

dj3stripes · Post by **dj3stripes** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:32 pm

Element wrote:i love k8emiller, don't be a cunt shane

i'd marry her

then go for it, more power to you. just don't forget your 5th of captain

Element · Post by **Element** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:34 pm

too bad you didn't go shopping

fatlip · Post by **fatlip** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:28 pm

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHh katie miller.. thats that dude that some people swear is a girl?

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:37 pm

i met her in berkley

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:49 pm

Element wrote:too bad you didn't go shopping

hahahaha omfg retort of the year!

Later

dj3stripes · Post by **dj3stripes** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:24 pm

Element wrote:too bad you didn't go shopping

must be drinking the whiskey tonight to be that big of a douchebag. I was simply trying to help zak out, blurted out the first person that i thought would qualify.

Element · Post by **Element** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:27 pm

it's okay shane, just don't make fun of good people because of their physical appearance and we're straight

dj3stripes · Post by **dj3stripes** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:32 pm

Element wrote:it's okay shane, just don't make fun of good people because of their physical appearance and we're straight

fuck you, i couldN'T (like that jordan i got it right!!!

) give a shit if we're straight or not. you're an asshole most of the time here, why the hell should i care if we're straight or not?

Element · Post by **Element** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:34 pm

because otherwise you're receiving.

dj3stripes · Post by **dj3stripes** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:39 pm

Element wrote:because otherwise you're receiving.

would that be the final blow to your 'flame war' ? i'm receiving?

Element · Post by **Element** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:42 pm

hope not, because you might have white-hot molten lava on your face in the end.

dj3stripes · Post by **dj3stripes** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:46 pm

Element wrote:hope not, because you might have white-hot molten lava on your face in the end.

amazing, usually your posts have a hint of wit and tact, the past 2 have just plain sucked, are you even trying? what the hell, i think everybody that's read up to this point is going to feel a bit let down by your replies. if you're going to claim total domination in a flame war then fucking do it already, none of this olive branch "we're straight if you dont mock people for their looks" bullshit.

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:48 pm

haha yeah that white hot molten lava comment was pretty lame

I was a bit let down

Later

Element · Post by **Element** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:51 pm

Element wrote:because otherwise you're receiving.

this was a 10.0 post

the other one was just trying to see if you'd even get it.

dj3stripes · Post by **dj3stripes** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:56 pm

Element wrote:
Element wrote:because otherwise you're receiving.
this was a 10.0 post

the other one was just trying to see if you'd even get it.

clever.
total domination.

Element · Post by **Element** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:59 pm

you really lit up the score boards bro

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